December 2011
1 post
What’s invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts.
October 2011
1 post
I don’t mean to brag, I don’t mean to boast, but here’s some hummus for this pita toast!
May 2011
1 post
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo poop pee pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
April 2011
1 post
Phew, that was a good leak.
March 2011
1 post
I gave Owen some Fruit Loops and asked him to smell it. “What does that smell like?” Owen: “Colors!”
February 2011
2 posts
Owen: Mom, are we almost home? Mom: Soon, why? Owen: I’m almost out of Cheetos.
…one dad could buy me presents all the time. Me: With what money? Owen: Well, he’s male so he has free money.
December 2010
1 post
When I grow up, I’m not going to do nothing. I’m just going to sit around the house all day.
November 2010
1 post
“Dad, I hate you a little less.”
