Stuff Owen Says

What’s invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts.

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 04:13:01 -0500

What’s invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts.

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 02:22:03 -0400

I don’t mean to brag, I don’t mean to boast, but here’s some hummus for this pita toast!

Mon, 23 May 2011 16:34:52 -0400

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo poop pee pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 14:45:56 -0400

Phew, that was a good leak.

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 06:56:32 -0400

I gave Owen some Fruit Loops and asked him to smell it. “What does that smell like?” Owen: “Colors!”

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 03:35:18 -0500

Owen: Mom, are we almost home? Mom: Soon, why? Owen: I’m almost out of Cheetos.

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 06:26:59 -0500

…one dad could buy me presents all the time. Me: With what money? Owen: Well, he’s male so he has free money.

Sat, 25 Dec 2010 18:30:16 -0500

When I grow up, I’m not going to do nothing. I’m just going to sit around the house all day.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 21:58:21 -0500

“Dad, I hate you a little less.”